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1. 3 months ALONE!!!
2. THUMBDRIVES-ACHOHOL
3. SUNDAY BLUES
4. VISITING EUNOS
5. RTT AND CRANK COURSE SHAT ME!
6. HYPED BY RAIN
7. RAIN-CORE
8. HAPPY-PRACTY-DAY
9. stuDIEs
10. Practical-Day-Gone-Wrong

By month:

1. September 2006
2. October 2006
3. November 2006
4. December 2006
5. January 2007
6. July 2007
7. November 2007
8. December 2007
9. May 2009
10. June 2009
11. July 2009
12. August 2010

Hi peeps,

This blog of my is... as good as dead. If u realise when i start to RE-UPDATE my blog i would be consistently updating it for...say about 1 or 2 months and i'll stop for a very long time. Long time like 1 year i guess. :) Well, i'm bored. I'm alone in johor for 1month and 2 more to go.

29 augs 2010, I left singapore with heyi to johor cause i needed to extend my visa. SADLY after we pass the last point of immigration the staff told me i wasnt able to come back until the 1th of october CB i kena anal fucked by the govt -.- My mom did warn me cause i have already overstayed in sg for near to a month and she said i might not be able to come back for a month and i shld go to the ICA and settle my visa. But i took things for granted and thought nth would happen which lead me to get stuck in msia,johor with 30 bucks! i call up my cousin at penang and brought tickets for the bus. Lucky for me heyi accompanied me for 8 hrs straight cause my bus was at night and pass me 60 rm just in case . I met up with my cousin at penang and stayed for a few weeks .

BUS RIDE
The bus ride was cold. I only had my bermudas and half-sleeve shirt i was at the back of the bus, the last sit thinking to myself 'fuck~~~' for 8 hrs straight i'm on my ipod. At stops smoking.

PENANG & COUSIN
I finally reach penang and met up with my cousin , he was late as usual and in his car 'SMALL FART' he always calls me that. Though his reaching his 30s and my cousin but this cousin of my is screwed up. Not in life but in what a 30 year old cousin shld do. Anyway i know him since i was born so we're the closest cousin among my other cousin. When snooker with him and kena own. Go fishing catch 'banyak' fish. Go dig lalak also 'banyak'. That week all the food was from the sea. OH and just the day i left sg a guy from my cousin's place jump down and his body was just below the balcony when i came i can still see the fucking blood. Theres alot more but i'm lazy to type it out. Pictures are better cause 'pictures say a thousand words' yea right if they do.. Jesus is my dad.

AFTER PENANG
My cous when off to his ship to work for 4 months so i moved to my grandma's place at Penang also. But it was fucking bored.... she caught me smoking and lectured me for near to an hr man. I guess thats how ppl manage to quit smoking they have this thing call lectophobia . So i called up my childhood friend ans asked if i could come over to johor , lucky enough his parents were okay with it. The reasons i left nt because of lectophobia but the place is fucked creepy.

JOHOR!
I reached the apartment and its huge! got com got aircon... WAH SHIOK LA.. But after some time... Shiok my ass... Shiok until u bored.. theres shopping computer.. yes everything i need but no mom to nag at me no grandma to cook and wash my plates makes life kinda empty. I'm homesick so i thought maybe if my friends come over for a day it might be better. But sadly it was all empty promises i get.Living alone is okay but not getting to see ur friends or family.. It sucks.


COCKSUCKER- a term used on bitches like your ex girlfriend. :)

WOOTS!!

I got two thumbdrives at my house! as in both aren't mine. Ok no big deal la.. but cause i find my friends quite 'loyal', haha! firstly, Theodora! Thanks cause the other day i forgot to collet the thumbdrive from her but she personally pass it to dao han today. Second person, CLEMENT. a boy from my class who is quite fussy with ppl lending his stuff but he still lend me his tumbdrive also :D wah.. kena touch.. THANK YOU LA! anyway one thumbdrive was for dao han so tat he can put my two fav movies 'fight club' and 'twilight',cause the other day i asked him to send me a movies in msn. WAH not good.... don't ever try... we from 2pm after school till 1 am midnight.! IMBA. Second tumbdrive was for DOTA :D haha.

WOAH i just realise the cigs in my carboard are increasing man. I'm drinking achohol for the fun of it and i'm having school tmr. :D hangover~~

Every heard of this term called 'Sunday blues'?

Ya if u do have them. HIGH FIVE. Today's a sunday, where its the best day of the week to meet up with buddies and friends to chill and relax.... welll i did meet up and chill with my friends the day before. We were at nik's house AGAIN! me dao han and syed, we drank liquor(MARTEL) and got half drunk.. den i stayed over till today noon and when of to bedok cc for drum training for an upcoming event nxt month i think.. anyway reach tamp at 8 and meet up with friends for dinner and ask about my prac 5.. and head home.. so.. the main point is.. i spent my whole Sunday beating drums.. so fuck sad..

WANTON NOODLE'S AT EUNOS


Btw ytd night we when out to find zheng hsin at eunos, wahh his hse shiok(terrace house). We when to eat at one of the wanton noodle stall which is quite famous and the best part is tat i threw away their speciality! the chilli. LOL they specialise in their chilli for the noodle no wonder the noodle very plain.. nvm i threw it in a green tea can. Still can recycle :D

Woah~~i got 'fucked' by the computerized rtt today -.-

-.-!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY... EVERYDAY RAINING ONE!!!!

LOL today end early! i happy teacher also happy.. haha i made byron super pai seh at class today.. there was this girl in our class where we could see through her shirt i mean can see the bra and its not too good to look at... very disturbing.. i'm not gonna comment on her la, abit bad.. den the whole class very quiet den me and byron reaction damm big! we laughing like hell la! then everyone asking wat happen, my mouth itchy go say out 'byron la.. pervert go see girl' when they ask who... WAH LOLOLOL!! everybody face was priceless after i told them who.... den byron damm pai seh.. cause teacher was like telling us tat she heard ppl calling him pevert number of times already :DDD by then he couldn't stop nagging at me.. after school end i went to school's smoking area met up with dao han and shah they all den challenge abit of micheal jackson moves then when it start to rain then only we start to move off.. while walking i abit hyped by the rain.. lol i keep on doing random MJ dance move on the road.. wah.. macam bathing in the rain lo while walking.. sianed.. at interchange, i told shah go take bus cause got more girls he tell me mrt got more.. so we when mrt end up kena 2 dumb fuck face sit infront of us.. wah.. like wann to punch their face after u see them.. ok i'm playing poker now.. CLICK ON THE ADS :DD

HELLO!!!

Surprisingly i was able to stay awake for the whole day in class. This few days after school.. keep on raining.. sian. :( WAH... ONE more day my rtt omg.. pls.. i wanna pass the damm thing!!!! oh i rmbr!! i shouted at some new teacher at the canteen the pass few days ok not me only la nik also.. well we were playing so we let nikkie to take the plates himself as in we leave all our plates their and run off.. then this mofucker shout at us like as if we dogs lik tat.. then while walking i shouted back so he like hero walk to me like some big fuck.. my first reaction was to punch him but obviously not la.. i just told him don't ask so much.. since u got the authority in school we talk outside.. well abit stupid la.. but when u not in the right mood u wil go and care ar? obviously i didn't give a fuck.. but i rmbr nik was more worked up than me he shout like one crazy fuck non-stop man.. wahh after tat damm embarrassing sia... nvm serve him right.. sad bitch..

WOAHOO!!!!